What is the best way to pick up women that like football?

January 4, 2010 by admin · 14 Comments
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vegan & proud asked:

I am married and want to pick up women at a sports bar or at a football game.. I just want a one night relationship and nothing more..

How do I do this?

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14 Responses to “What is the best way to pick up women that like football?”
  1. The Fonz says:
    January 6, 2010 at 8:07 am

    Sportsbar The Fonz

  2. David says:
    January 6, 2010 at 8:39 am

    You are obviously a pretty classy guy (judging from this question) so I would stick to a plan that plays up your obviously suave and debonair approach. Just walk right up to the first skank you see at the bar and say “hey! the wifes not around right now so what do you say baby, how about some cheap meaningless sex?” David

  3. Chas. says:
    January 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Tackle them.! Throw a body block.! Chas.

  4. locostar742000 says:
    January 12, 2010 at 1:43 am

    Sport bars durring the season. You might also look in Church for the ones with the headphones during the sermon who shout for no reason when you know there is a game on…… locostar742000

  5. bluezombie says:
    January 14, 2010 at 1:06 am

    Get divorced first! Why would you want to do that to a nice girl that likes football. Do you know the guilt a woman feels when she dates or sleeps with a guy and then finds out he is married! Try not thinking about your di*k and about the feelings of others. bluezombie

  6. M G says:
    January 17, 2010 at 11:41 am

    stay around till after the games are over on Sunday. that is when the Cougars are out. M G

  7. gymfreak says:
    January 19, 2010 at 3:39 am

    well im a women i like foot ball so i would say go up to her and start a conversation about sports ask her what sports she likes and if she lists football say me too and you will start talking about football and then ask her out gymfreak

  8. Sassy One says:
    January 22, 2010 at 7:35 am

    Start by losing the nose. Sassy One

  9. Donnie Darko™ says:
    January 24, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    say only these words ” hi, i like to go long and deep. always catch the ball with your hands. and never ever sack me.” Donnie Darko™

  10. Falcons says:
    January 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Do you honestly think your funny? Falcons

  11. elkgond1 says:
    January 28, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    I agree with sassy, but I’d ditch the hat too. elkgond1

  12. Knochen Schinken says:
    January 30, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Hey, I know you. Your wife tells me you stink at sex, so she likes to pick up men for one night relationships. Knochen Schinken

  13. pattifattire says:
    January 31, 2010 at 3:37 am

    No woman who likes football would be hard up enough to even consider a one night stand with a loser like you. pattifattire

  14. J G says:
    February 1, 2010 at 3:08 am

    cheating wasn’t good for the Patriots and to me it’s worse if you cheat on your spouse , be happy someone wants to spend the rest of their life with you and not just one night J G

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